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CryptoUpOnly™ Coin
$0.0001 / coin (or $9999 starter pack)
The only coin mathematically guaranteed to go up. Disclaimer: not guaranteed.
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Quantum Toothbrush Pro MAX Ultra
$418
Uses quantum entanglement to clean teeth that don't exist yet. 12 attachments. None of them are brushes.
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Pre-Chewed Artisan Food Box
$89/mo
Why chew when someone can do it for you? Curated by real humans. Pre-moistened. Organic.
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HustleBro Academy™
$9,997 (down from $9,998)
19 hours of content about working harder than everyone else while calling it 'smart work'. Mindset not included.
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Himalayan Canned Air™
$34 per 12oz can
Air sourced from 5,000m altitude. Tastes like nothing. Costs like something. Feels premium.
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Dumb Water™ Now Dumber
$12 per bottle
Water that thinks for itself. Which is less than you'd expect from water. No minerals, no taste, no excuses.
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